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What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way...
Why don't aliens eat clowns.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? ……. A Fsh
Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?………… el-if-i-no
Two peanuts walk into a bar…………. One was a salted
Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, on of the muffins says: "Man it's hot in here!!!!"……… The other muffin exclaims, "Look a talking muffin!!!"
How come oysters never donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
Husband: After I leave, you won’t ever find another man like me! Wife: And why would I want another man like you?!
What should you do when you see your husband staggering? Shoot him again. Send me joke text messages back.
Two cannibals are sitting around eating a clown. The first turns to the second and asks, “Does this food taste funny to you?!”
Wife: Look at that man who has drunk a lot…. Husband: "Who is he?"…… Wife: "10 years ago I turned him down when he asked to marry me!!"…… Husband: "Haha, He is still celebrating!!"
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.
Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo… 1 was caught watching tv… another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.
I want to suck you… lick you… wanna move my tongue all over you…wanna feel you in my mouth…yep, that’s how u…eat an ice cream!
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?…….. A: About 45 pounds!!
I’ve used up all my sick days, so I’m calling in dead.
Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
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