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Rude Text Messages to send to a friend or foe. We have loads of Rude Text Messages sms for you to browse through. Maybe pluck up the courage to send one of these text messages.
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If ever in ur life u feel sad and lonely and feel that u have lost everything, Ill come hold ur hand take u for a walk on a bridge and show u where to jump from….
hi, wats up… listen can i get a picture of urs?… the thing is that i have started a new hobby of collecting photographs of natural disasters!
He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me,he bit, sucked, swalowd, when he was satisfyed, he left, i was hurt, BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!
Mary Mary, quite contrary, trim that pussy its too damn hairy
Row, row, row the joint twist it at the end. Light it up and take a puff and pass it to a friend.
Statistics say that all ugly people read their text messages by using their thumbs.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense............?? Tell you later........
Whats the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 20 pounds and a mother-in-law.
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Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today. Wanna exchange rude text messages?
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words
Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own
Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails
You don't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again you don't know the meaning of most words
I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. I like rude text messages.
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo one was caught watching tv another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
A man said 2 his doctor 'everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection' the doctor said 'That's because u look like a cunt!
Ahhh, I see the f*ck-up fairy has visited us again
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?
Ever since I realised you were part of my family tree, I've wanted to cut it down
How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce
I don't work here I'm a consultant
I have plenty of talent and vision I just don't give a f*ck
I like you You remind me of when I was young and stupid
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter
I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth
I'm not being rude You're just insignificant
I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message
I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me
It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying
No, my powers can only be used for good
Old people used to annoy me at weddings by pinching my cheeks & saying that you are the next They stopped doing that when I started doing the same to them at funerals!!
Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject
Sorry! Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory
Thank you We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist
There is hot sex, fast sex, group sex, safe sex, leather sex, telephone sex and for people wid a face like urs theres masturbation. Send me rude text messages back.
When you were born the doctor slapped your mother
Who me? I just wander from room to room
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers
You sound reasonable time to up my medication
You were so ugly as a baby, your parents had to tie a steak round your neck, just to get the dog to like you
You were so ugly as a child your mother fed you with a slingshot
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